2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i will never coherently bang her
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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