white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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