Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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