are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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