Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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