This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Enjoy the penises
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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