is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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