do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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