I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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