My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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