I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
