I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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