HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
