I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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