i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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