We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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