Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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