$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Drunk is not a location!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
