Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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