So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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