She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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