Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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