I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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