if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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