UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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