Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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