So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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