I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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