can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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