i think my tv is drunk
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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