My hair reeks of homosexuality.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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