He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
try to milk me bitch
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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