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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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