i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize
