So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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