Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
