We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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