You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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