Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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