youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
