Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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