I hate your face
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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