Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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