She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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