S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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