they need to just BURY HIM!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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