i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
well you can't waste a boner
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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