Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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