This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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