I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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